You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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