so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I touched a dick in church today
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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