How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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