I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
