Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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