he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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