I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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