that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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