I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
