If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I party with great urgency now.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
