in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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