But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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