3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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