i don't like sucking hair
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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