I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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