the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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