whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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