we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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