Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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