How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
did you just send me my own nude
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
