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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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