I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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