Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
false alarm. still invincible.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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