I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Less talking, more tequila
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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