It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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