his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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