You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
