Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Randomize
