He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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