We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
