Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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