I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
