There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
