the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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