Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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