Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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