well most of my day revolves around power hour
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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