using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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