This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize