Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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