I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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