i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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