you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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