can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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