All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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