I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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