Kiss
Puke
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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