It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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