At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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