That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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