I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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