Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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