Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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