Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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