I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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